it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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