is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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