so explain again why im purple
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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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