just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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