i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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