You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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