All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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