my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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