He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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