People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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