All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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