You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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