Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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