Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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