You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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