He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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