Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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