why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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