win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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