Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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