She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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