She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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