that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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