just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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