Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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