I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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