It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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