Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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