and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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