I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
When are your genitals available?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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