no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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