Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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