i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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