Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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