did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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