i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
