idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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