Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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