alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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