i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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