And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize