I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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