Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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