i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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