i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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