you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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