This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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