I can tuck mytits in my pants
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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