I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
