Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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