I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
two words: eviction party
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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