Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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