I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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