well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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