so that wasnt chicken after all
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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