Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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